It also gives farmers a very good incentive to conserve as much water as possible through farming methods like drip irrigation (they have to pay for water, too).

So is that analog or digital?

Let's not forget the medical ones:

I don't see a problem - she looks up when the going gets bumpy. How much more do we want?

I'm just gonna throw my paycheck in the nearest river.

Now we're talking.

Hopefully it comes with a pan, because I'm not about to go looking for one every time I get the munchies for pasta, and I sure as heck am not going to wash one afterwards.

Doh! Thought I read the article properly, but obviously not.

Why the medical history in the stock photo - are the reporting agencies tracking that as well?

Came here to say that we need one of these for Lego.

It's great.

One more simple one:

Looks like fancy chrome lettering for a car, only written by a drunk.

Between parking and potholes, this beauty would last less than 6 months in my hands.

Sold! I'm getting this.

I can't imagine the day is far off when our driving - down to every episode of speeding, every red light run, every unbuckled drive, every stop sign californicated, will be reported directly to our insurance companies and 'the authorities'.

An amnesty on illegals? Call Ted Cruz, stat.

Oh man, that brings me back. Those were the days.

I'm not sure I buy the 'science' on this.

As someone who spends a fair amount of time on Gawker Media websites every day, I've slowly come to understand and accept that spelling, grammar and proofreading are optional.