Let's not forget the medical ones:

Doh! Thought I read the article properly, but obviously not.

Why the medical history in the stock photo - are the reporting agencies tracking that as well?

Came here to say that we need one of these for Lego.

One more simple one:

Between parking and potholes, this beauty would last less than 6 months in my hands.

Sold! I'm getting this.

As someone who spends a fair amount of time on Gawker Media websites every day, I've slowly come to understand and accept that spelling, grammar and proofreading are optional.

It makes me feel slightly better that someone shares my personal little hell.

Well, I guess if you can't track down any cute little baby seals to tear limb from limb and devour, you settle for second best.

You mean blue, right?

After the Lollipop update redesign of the stock calendar, and especially the removal of the week view in portrait, I switched to the app called 'Today Calendar' - and I've never looked back. Cost me a buck or two but I'm OK with that.

Wait - I'm not alone? I'm so relived I could cry.

Lots of fine wood and leather in that dash, no doubt. But the gauges and the steering wheel look like something from an engineering prototype.

At least they skipped the Thelma and Louise routine.

Based on what my mail looks like when I get it, I'm guessing this is what they're using now?

If you do on a follow-up on 10 characteristics that define modern cars, I have a couple of candidates:

General pointer to all aspirants:

Milk + Cultures = Problem Solved + Added Benefits

Now that they've made a dent in this grave threat to our national security, I hope they move on to other egregious affronts to our Democracy: I will not rest until swat teams knock down the doors of people suspected of harboring Kinder Eggs.