The car was incensed at the indignity of being towed sideways!

When I was 7, my school had one of these. Packed full of sweaty kids, we'd take off for various school trips and adventures. Loved that old thing!

I'm going to bean the meatheads who claim that frijoles don't belong in chili.

Unfortunately, the screaming kids and nagging wife won't fit... just glorious me and that hitchhiker in daisy dukes...

Most of these end up looking like Chav Edition...

"Duuude, you couldn't PAY me to take a job..."

Man, those are some gnarly claws... nail fungus is such a downer...

I like it. I like the way it looks. A mellow yellow lozenge.

Looks like an Acura MDX to me - next gen, presumbaly.

The test Angelina Jolie had done costs $3000.

If you don't have cheesecloth handy, an old sock will do just fine.

I give up.

Only 2 seats left at this price... damn, I better book now!

Intentional easter egg by disgruntled design team employee(s)?

"Math is hard!"

Well chosen.

I was going to comment on how useless my kids seem by comparison, until I realized this tyke's way a head of me despite my 40+ year head start.

Laffing at me funny, or laffing with me funny?

I have something similar at home.

I have something similar at home.

Oh, that in itself will disqualify you from many jobs.