I really want to make a kiddie porn joke but I feel like it would be lost on most people.

As I mentioned to another commenter (Michael) Taye Diggs, with singing/b'way experience, should take on this role.

I dunno: Taye Diggs would be suuuuuuuuuuuuch a good prince/wolf! Give it to him!

Meryl Streep has been cast as the fast-singing, garden-obsessed Witch

Disney's depiction of Mulan in the princess canon was always particularly grating, since they dressed her up in all the fancy match-maker gear from the beginning of the movie. Not only is she not a princess (shes a fucking soldier), but half the crux of the movie is that she HATES dressing up in all that stuff because…

The internalized patriarchy in Paltrow being more comfortable having people think her vagina looks like "an eight year old girl" rather than have them think she might have pubic hair is really, really fucked up.

That's exactly how I feel about Coach Eric Taylor. Like, I can't decide if I wish he was my dad or my boyfriend and it just makes me feel all icky inside.

True story: I just had an inappropriate dream about Weevil.

Where's Piz?!?? Oh wait, nobody cares about Piz.

All I wanted was for someone to notice. Just one person.

I did not realize how very much I would like to kiss John Krasinski.

I was coming here to say:

Robert Redford is still a very handsome man. Is he married? If not, Martha should so go for it.

mmmmm Paul newman. I know there are (most likely) words on this dirt bag, but all I can do is drool over paul newman

The Birkheads are paying tribute to "Mary Poppins". That's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

The Kiera Knightly story says the party is (was) on Saturday and that there was a ratio of 120 bottles of wine to 50 guests. That is my kind of math!

I also like that she seems to want to keep the kids together. If they are well bonded and get along hopefully they can keep each other sane and out of trouble as adults.

Dear Television:

All men in pink, all the time!

How is it that real owls regularly look like cartoon owls? This is an astonishing property of owlishness.