Plus a trans woman played by *gasp!* a trans woman.

Lindy - I wish I could send you a present, just for including Rambaldi in tonight's Dirtbag. Also for many other glorious things. But mostly this.

Piper is so totally the worst character (besides her mother and possibly Larry) on the whole show! I sort of hope she just gets released or put in shu (how on earth do you spell it?) for the second season. All Crazy-Eyes, Taystee, and Pousee (accent adroit!) all the time!

I think this may be entirely the point. Jezebel used to be much better about promoting feminism, although admittedly there have always been problems, race being a prime example. I don't think anyone expects perfection. But the tone has shifted recently and I feel like that shift has really picked up steam in the…

Oh man. Thank goodness I missed that one the first time around!

Ruby! Please do ruby!

Yes it is!

Ah-greed. She looks stunning.

Obviously not the most egregious aspect of this but there is NO WAY that actress can pull off 15. I know this happens all the time and sometimes it sort of works - this is just not one of those times.

I am a little ashamed to say that I laughed out loud a couple times. Moral of the story? Diddy should play cricket more often.

Me too!

How on earth does she make what should be crazy look so flawlessly stunning?

I love that they are all - to a man - rocking the scruff. Honestly, I think they all look much more handsome, but then again I am weak girl and just feel the way science tells me to.

Wait, Taylor has a house in Westerly and one in Hyannis? Does she weekend in one of them? I am very confused.

There's obviously a bit to criticize in the Zoe Saldana story (unrealistic body expectations for most people, lack of understanding of the meaning of the word androgynous), but her hair looks so fabulous on that cover!

Dude - yes.

Your daughter sounds like the best kid that ever was or will be.

Not at all. You've got it completely right.

Totally agree. I was a little confused about the snark on this one. I mean obviously it's an enormous bill but it's great that she compensated the staff appropriately. It's actually one of the first things I've ever read about Rihanna that seemed like a good thing.

Anna: That picture of Mary-Kate and Olivier Sarkozy is like a year old. Thanks for being on top of shit.