*checks gut*

Breath of Fire III is a PS1 ‘classic’. I didn’t find it that good even at release, but hey, the much superior BoF4 has been out for ages, so whatever.

Apparently the couch is rigged up to act similarly to a mechanical bull. Twitch chat will supposedly have some measure of control over it.

I know it’s an unpopular opinion, but I would like him to make another Fable after this (spiritual successor on PC).

Those ladies...

I hear he’s got a settlement that needs your help. If you know what I mean.

Looking forward to buying records at the Spotify brick and mortar store!

“Well..I’m just gonna load up some Skyrim. Enjoy your book.”

I hope they included the big pile of dildos

I think I might just have to donate some blood for this one!

Nice, my tax return should just about maybe cover it!

So now Noctis & Co are infiltrating Shadow Moses to destroy Metal Gear(s)?

It’s amazing how they were able to implement most if not all the feedback gathered from Episode Duscae! We’re even getting a new demo before the release! I cannot wait for the March event!

Analog dick pics! OMG

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

Not at all! This office is apparently a specialist at these kinds of investigations. Back during the Brood War thing, there’s an interview with one of the investigators, who was an older guy, who taught himself a bunch of StarCraft while he was working the case. Esports have been big in Korea for a while, so it’s…

The unexpected side effect of increasingly prettier video games is the death of the modelling industry.

“Working as intended.”

Well destiny is amazing, easily the best game I have ever played as far as actual engine movement combat etc.

I have one major prediction for 2016:
Rockstar will reveal the next Red Dead title, which will be accompanied by an HD version of Red Dead Redemption for PS4, XB1 and finally, PC.

(Damnit you guys! I got to your Red Dead predictions just as I finished typing this!)