First breath - Don’t post this content I dislike on the site here. Second breath - You pansies and your safe spaces.

I prefer throat beard. Sounds a little worse.

Jesus Christ I can actually smell the cool ranch Doritos crumbs in your throat beard while reading what you just said

To be honest, this sounds like the exact kind of movie I’ll love and watch again and again.

I am equal parts confused and angry about how I keep getting replies basically saying "well actually... Terrance Howard this, Don Cheadle that." I don't give a shit about the casting change! Ike Perlmutter is a racist, why is everyone trying to distract from that fact by talking about the friggin' casting change…

This isn’t between the two of them, though. Howard was fired for being terrible. Fuck that guy. Perlmutter defended the casting change by being a giant racist shitbag. Fuck that guy too. I am legitimately baffled by how everyone is positioning my comment as a defense of Howard, or an indictment of Perlmutter for the…

...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…

I’ve mentioned here before that the only way the DCCU could be saved for me now is if at the end of JL part 2 they decide that their team name is going to be the Justice Lords just as a portal opens up and the same characters come falling through wearing brighter costumes. I will also accept Grant Gustin and Melissa…

I’m getting the impression that the DCCU is building the other side of Flashpoint, and at some point Barry from the CW (and the real main universe with happy heroes like Supergirl) is going to decide to try and save his mom again, and end up in that universe.

Meanwhile, in Canada, our new Defense Minister is sworn in;

My mentions are a big pile of people who are angry at me for writing this so I’m just going to write it down here: Zola tweeted this insane story for two hours while racking up thousands of RTs on each tweet; it was nationally trending with 30K tweets about it when I woke up, but drawing attention to it on a large and…

season 3 of serial

“hey, let’s build a fortified wall so the zombies can continually fall back in the quarry, breaking their bones in the process”

This is not far removed from when everyone lost their collective shit about skateboarders in the 60’s.

Never go full Rick Sanchez, either. Can you imagine this show with Rick Sanchez instead of Rick Grimes?

Wow.. I uh, had the opposite reaction.. I think its really great..

My buddy is listed as the father on his son’s birth certificate, yet he and everyone else knows he is not the real father. I imagine it’s uncommon, but not unheard of. I’m not sure the birth certificate is the smoking gun it’s claimed to be.