He's a scrappy gym rat who's not afraid to get on the floor for his team. He'll make a great 9th man someday.

Ultimate Warrior the character was awesome, though. Couldn't work for shit, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone as over until maybe Goldberg. Anyone else have this as a kid?

Surely many people will raise questions about the steep price tag to propose at a Houston Astros game. But when you remember that your $500 provides the team with a season's worth of clean drinking water, it all of a sudden becomes worth it again.

We're gonna need a bigger banana...

Oh look, no Android release. What a surprise.

WE HAVE SHIRTS:

OK, let's try to come up with some loopholes here. If the rule really is just that the football can't be used as a prop, then couldn't a player technically dunk the football through the goal post as long as he first makes clear to the ref that his intent is not for the football to represent a basketball, but to remain…

Right, you're Buzz Killington.

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.

"Goddammit, you jump on the turtle, grab the shell, run with it and then kick it at the walking mushroom. How many fuckin times do I have to explain this?"

For those like myself that are blocked at work from watching the videos here's a GIF version.

NFL LOGOS REIMAGINED AS CORPORATE MINIMALIST SOCCER SWEATERS

There's no uglier NFL sweater than Andy Reid, halfway through his fourteenth rack of ribs.

Most people lay their head down on a pillow and dream of someday being an Olympian. Olympians lay their head down and dream of someday having a pillow.

Thunderdome this, thunderdome that...look, can't we all just get BEYOND thunderdome?

I have no stake in the Celtics and the Pierce video hit me in the feels like a Ric Flair low blow.

Anyone else want to negotiate?

Vote: Teamviewer

Never forget. Never.