"It'd be nice if people abandoned their subjective rating scale and adopted my subjective rating scale"

It's a fairy that collects keys, the chain is actually its arms held together. When it faints its arms even unclasp and it drops the keys. You runnin' your mouth.

Apologists need to get out of this idea of entitlement. Firstly, criticism of a product does not entail that the criticizer is claiming they are entitled to something better. It is possible for a game company to release a product that is not good, and it is absolutely everyone's right to point out that they don't like…

Gotta agree. Thing about in-jokes is... they should be kept in.

"This may have been the greatest social experience of our time."
Please tell me this was meant to be tongue in cheek.

It's not your "fault" for being offended, but nor is the joke personal. There's room for both of those things in the world.

Okay, outside of all the debate about what she should/shouldn't have done

It's been said but thank you for actually bringing some knowledge and research into this shit flinging debate.

This is you

You seriously don't think women play FMK?

"Explode-ration" and "high octane INTROSPECTION" got me

Wait a minute, what? You're saying that Phil Fish is justified for saying mean things on the internet but other people are wrong to say mean things about him on the internet in response to the mean things he said on the internet? Phil Fish straight told someone to suck his dick. He's not a victim of these people, he's…

I'm not disagreeing with your argument but that's a really weird comparison you made at the end. The bar/club scene is full of guys trying to pick up girls by complimenting them about things, like their sexy laughs. That would be like the one context where saying something like this to a stranger would be totally par…

I laughed.

So glad people are bringing this up, I have the same argument all the time. I feel really uncomfortable when people dismiss a character on the BASIS that the character has big boobs. My girlfriend leans towards the busty side as does her favourite videogame girl (Classic Lara Croft) and it's infuriating that every…

Japan in general, despite being a constant target for misogyny by western outlets, has a pretty good track record of being even-handed. The males big Japanese franchises like DMC, FF and MGS are big hits with the ladies, and the fanfiction industry can attest to that.

Yeah and why don't you just plug an extension cord into itself and harness infinite electricity?

C'mon man.

Well we don't really disagree then. Thematically, I agree that MM is more unique.

Were you around when OoT was first released? What about LttP? OoT's target+strafing combat system wasn't only a gigantic leap for the series- it was a leap for gaming in general. It basically laid the foundations for 3D combat for all third-person action games to come. I'm sorry but it's just absurd to argue that…

I didn't mention narrative, I am only talking about mechanics. Pretty much every Zelda other than MM is more mechanically original than it is. Trying to say that reused-assets Zelda is more mechanically original than one of the most important early 3D videogames ever, FROM WHICH it is MADE, is laughable.