Yeah, I feel you. When my brother was in high school, we tried to explain to him that a little hair gel went a long way. Tons of hair gel and a baseball cap are a pretty bad mix too. (And now he's 28 and completely bald.) It's as if high school boys are so excited to discover "product" that they have to go…

I couldn't get past how painful Amanda S.'s earrings looked. Yikes!

From what I've read, it's apparently common in certain celebrity circles to schedule a C-section before the baby is actually full-term, so that the mother has less baby weight to lose. I think it's both dangerous and disturbing, and I'm bothered that doctors would be on board with the practice, but there you go.

You wouldn't steal a smelly guy...

I have to say, I think a lot of the problem with Axe is that many guys spray way too much of it. I've dated some guys who smelled good, and been totally gobsmacked to find out they were wearing Axe. The difference? They were only wearing a LITTLE Axe.

I was reminded of that as well, but a lot of that got debunked later. Turns out she went in on one of the guided tours, and just pretended she'd done a solo motorcycle tour.

Me too. They're only in their early 60's, and have been married 34 years. But more and more, every conversation with my mother turns into a list of the things my dad does to piss her off.

Hearted for the verger shoutout. :-)

I work at a church (Episcopal), and here's how it works for us. Regardless of when during the week Christmas falls, we do 3 Christmas Eve services (4, 7 & 11 pm), and 1 on Christmas Day (9 am). 95% of our people go on Christmas Eve, but we have a few on Christmas Day. On a regular Sunday, we do services at 8 & 10…

"If guys habitually ran around jamming their cocks in the back of girls mouths and humping the daylights out of their heads while yanking their hair out at the roots"

No, I'm pretty sure the message is "if you choose an abortion, make sure they do it right!"

Looks like we're both right. :-) Teva Pharmaceuticals owns Barr Labs. (I could just picture the little "b" Barr logo that's imprinted on all my pills!)

As a woman about to get her plumbing removed, I wish I could get my boyfriend to feel the same. He says he's okay with not having kids (I've never wanted them), but now he's getting mopey.

Actually, there is a year-round Christmas store here, as well. (Buffalo, NY)

Sounds like you've dated the guy I'm seeing now. Who is both insecure, and put off by the fact that I'm not. Which makes him more insecure.

Actually, Barr makes Sprintec. (My pill also.)

My generic is made by Barr, but I think there are 1 or 2 other companies that do them as well. I, too, am curious just how evil my birth control manufacturer is.

Until your tofu randomly explodes.

Even if they are under an IEP, Williamsville North has another option. The Erie County BOCES (Boards of Cooperative Educational Services) offers something called ALP (Alternative Learning Program). It's in a centralized location, and it offers an educational alternative to students who are incapable of acting…

So by your definition, the 10 year old girl, raped by her father, who ends up pregnant as a result, should be forced to carry and deliver that baby? She hasn't been punished/abused enough?