No, you're not. I had the exact same thought (in Drew Barrymore's voice) while reading this piece.

Erg. As the owner, you probably ARE liable. If it were me, I'd be threatening legal action to the property management company, and looking for a new one for the second this is resolved.

Having worked for Target (9 years!), I can tell you that while this sounds like a nice idea, it's not how it works. Everyone is expected to work Black Friday (and usually Saturday as well). There are no exceptions. They don't care where your family lives, or if you have to travel. It does not matter to them. If…

Brunswick Naval Air Station was closed. It's now a private airport.

Corporeal punishment? I'm picturing a large anthropomorphized hand, chasing after children who misbehave.

Vaginia is for lovers.

1.5 hours? I'm guessing you're on the far side of Rochester. Took me an hour to get to Fairport a few weeks ago.

The Buffalo area is selling them right now.

Given that I'm pretty sure Amanda Seyfried did all her own singing in Mamma Mia! a few years ago, I'm not at all surprised that she's interested in making an album. I thought she did quite well.

For the record, the "Anglican Church" /= the Catholic Church in England. The Catholic Church in England is still that, the Catholic Church. The Anglican Church is the state religion of England, having been created so that Henry VIII could get his divorce. It's US counterpart is the Episcopal Church.

Me either! Women not sleeping with royalty - they're just like us!

FAN-tastic. There's one living in my neighborhood, on a street I drive down every day. Just what I wanted to contemplate while commuting.

If nothing else, it earned you a heart! :-)

*whole body shudder* Thanks for that.

Lose, not loose.

"* though I'm now reminded of whatever fictional fairy series (Merry Gentry?) where you're not considered a married couple unless you've carried a child to term. That might be an idea here too? "

A few of the songs that have been on this show (Electricity, Party Party Party, and maybe one other?) are by Ashley Jana. I looked up her website because I'd never heard of her and was curious who she was, and she talks about being a "singer/songwriter" who has "placed songs on several TV shows" including this one…

Wanted for questioning.

Wanted for questioning.

Spot is my first orange cat. My others are all brown. And they are all tigers. :-)