“If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs, everyone of our generation. I wouldn’t do it in front of my mum, for example. Girls love it; boys -‘Oh, I can’t believe you did that’. It also takes the night to a new level. I actually haven’t done it for a while. But I will do it…

No one in this story got shot, eaten by an alligator, or busted for methamphetamine distribution, so I fail to see how this is the quintessential Florida story.

To be fair, I have always been able to throw $20 worth of nickels in a sock and beat you to death with it and they still let loose change on planes.

I said it last week, and I’ll say it again. One scene, just ONE scene with her and Olena Tyrell. That’s all I ever want in life.

LADY MORMONT FOR PREZ 2016

LeBlanc is just...uninteresting. Not bad, just uninteresting. Evans is an idiot, and Sabine is competent but doesn’t fit in. The only person I have interest in is Eddie Jordan—and I have a lot of interest in him.

Fear not, YouTube delivers:

Man, I miss staying up late on Saturday watching Wings on Discovery Channel...

YARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Regardless of the ultimate outcome of this dumpster fire of an election, I am not looking forward to spending the rest of my life knowing that literally millions of my fellow citizens actually believe that either of these malignant bozos is qualified to be president.

Honda rust, man. The engines run forever. The transmissions never die. The bodies rust like a North Korean submarine.

You should never ask “do I need an F-4 Phantom?”, you should only ask “how many F-4 Phantoms do I need?”

IF YOU NEED A PHANTOM NOW PUSSY COW
AN F-4 PHANTOM NOW PUSSY COW
IF YOU NEED IS REALLY BIG, GO TO KOREA, SHOOT SOME MiGs
PUSSY COW
PUSSY COW
PUSSY COW

Maybe, but man I think Henry Rollins would nail Cable.

Fuck off, please.

This deserves more stars than the bullshit comments above.

ya why isnt this the first comment... respect to the airmen working to keep our country safe

and also, that fucking sucks.

fill in the blank, it will always be true.