B52HVet11
B52HVet
B52HVet11
5/21/21 4:51PM
25

I would have put the L two spots sooner, so that “labia” would have been in there.

5/19/21 4:55PM
30

How wonderful. I’ve been in the market for a truck for months, but I refuse to pay more than MSRP. If they could leave the name of the previous owner somewhere in there I’d be happy to let them know a liberal homosexual is now driving their old truck to grindr hookups.

9/24/20 3:23PM
246

All of the suggestions are bad and the people who made them should feel bad for suggesting them.

2/03/17 4:51PM
6

Please. The only reason to have a pastry bag is to squeeze pastry cream directly into one’s mouth.

7/08/16 4:32PM
80

FYI, apparently because I had already been logged in to my Amazon account, there was no online form for me. I just clicked a button, and it said I was entered in the contest.

7/04/16 4:04PM
89

“If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs, everyone of our generation. I wouldn’t do it in front of my mum, for example. Girls love it; boys -‘Oh, I can’t believe you did that’. It also takes the night to a new level. I actually haven’t done it for a while. But I will do it Read more

7/02/16 11:04AM
222

No one in this story got shot, eaten by an alligator, or busted for methamphetamine distribution, so I fail to see how this is the quintessential Florida story.

6/27/16 3:09PM
28

To be fair, I have always been able to throw $20 worth of nickels in a sock and beat you to death with it and they still let loose change on planes.

6/26/16 10:36PM
150

I said it last week, and I’ll say it again. One scene, just ONE scene with her and Olena Tyrell. That’s all I ever want in life.

6/26/16 6:20PM
50

LeBlanc is just...uninteresting. Not bad, just uninteresting. Evans is an idiot, and Sabine is competent but doesn’t fit in. The only person I have interest in is Eddie Jordan—and I have a lot of interest in him.

5/12/16 11:37AM
224

Man, I miss staying up late on Saturday watching Wings on Discovery Channel...

3/24/16 2:09AM
234

Regardless of the ultimate outcome of this dumpster fire of an election, I am not looking forward to spending the rest of my life knowing that literally millions of my fellow citizens actually believe that either of these malignant bozos is qualified to be president. Read more