Texas, where we’ll try our hardest to shoot you in the face while we try our hardest to keep you from getting a shot in the arm

From the video, there are plenty of crackers involved.

YeAh WhY dOn’t yOU sTiCK tO cArs yOur MakInG mE fEeL bAD.

Oh, sure. NOW they’re cool with masks.

This would have been a perfect opportunity for that one Gritty meme that reads:

How to properly respond to Nazis:

If you keep clicking on links and replying to the posts, they will for sure change everything. Great plan.

I would have put the L two spots sooner, so that “labia” would have been in there.

How wonderful. I’ve been in the market for a truck for months, but I refuse to pay more than MSRP. If they could leave the name of the previous owner somewhere in there I’d be happy to let them know a liberal homosexual is now driving their old truck to grindr hookups.

All of the suggestions are bad and the people who made them should feel bad for suggesting them.

This guy is such a cunt.

Please. The only reason to have a pastry bag is to squeeze pastry cream directly into one’s mouth.

FYI, apparently because I had already been logged in to my Amazon account, there was no online form for me. I just clicked a button, and it said I was entered in the contest.

“If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs, everyone of our generation. I wouldn’t do it in front of my mum, for example. Girls love it; boys -‘Oh, I can’t believe you did that’. It also takes the night to a new level. I actually haven’t done it for a while. But I will do it…

No one in this story got shot, eaten by an alligator, or busted for methamphetamine distribution, so I fail to see how this is the quintessential Florida story.

LeBlanc is just...uninteresting. Not bad, just uninteresting. Evans is an idiot, and Sabine is competent but doesn’t fit in. The only person I have interest in is Eddie Jordan—and I have a lot of interest in him.

Fear not, YouTube delivers:

Man, I miss staying up late on Saturday watching Wings on Discovery Channel...

YARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!