It's important to keep your snakes properly oiled, everyone knows that. But what about other reptiles ? Shockingly, studies that were done by real scientists have shown that 80% of non snake reptiles in America are insufficiently oiled, with 20% of those being completely unlubricated. Are you willing to take that…

Well, thank God they're gluten free. Wouldn't want Uncle Ralph's celiac acting up after we've survived the apocalypse.

I don't really get why anyone would want to survive whatever apocalypse these folks see coming. TAKE ME OUT IN THE FIRST WAVE, PLEASE.

Lets just be perfectly honest here. This should surprise no one.

You have said in this article exactly what about 90% of the Navy is thinking. I am a C-2 greyhound air crewman myself and I will NEVER volunteer to fly on the v-22. I think it is the dumbest decision ever and I would rather give up my wings than fly on that death trap. The mighty C-2 is trustworthy and…

It really takes a lot to top Guy Fieri for most offensive menu.

There's one on display at the airpark on Barksdale AFB as well.

The following is a reply I made on Wednesday of this past week to another person who expressed doubts about single-engine jets for the navy, they were questioning if an F-18 pilot would feel secure going from a twin-engine to a single engine jet. Truth is, most of the Navy's carrier jets have been single-engine,…

People can just be violent assholes without the knee-jerk reaction being he suffers from a mental disorder, which attenuates his responsibility for making the choice to beat, rape, try to kill people. I know you're trying to be the voice of compassionate reason here but the guy is just a violent fuckwad who felt…

I'm a good person with a huge heart and everyone who knows me knows that

Could be worse Argentina. They could have came in the HMS Conqueror. You remember the Conqueror, don't you?

Ah, fuck it. Yes! That's your answer! That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Ms. Greene! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, madam! The bums will always lose, do you hear me, Greene? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!

Yeah, and while set and shot primarily in Minnesota, it is vaguely based on murders that occurred in Connecticut because only in fiction could something interesting happen in Minnesota.

How about he's an American treasure and worthy of celebration?

Trick question?

What a joke, you are so brave with your blanket accusations. Add something substantial to the discussion or go troll elsewhere.

I'm sorry but I don't go 65mph, nuts first, on any kind of ride.

I still think that they should've picked the F-23.