Joke #1 - Camouflage, or just really sloppy polka dots?

And you sir are the reason why we Americans can't have nice things. Instead of a well put together port of the UK version, we get a shit-tier cheap car challenge. That says much about US society today.

What the Independent should be asking is why Top Gear allowed a POS American version of Top Gear to exist.

I guess it backfired.

I'll be the one to say what we are all thinking: If a dying child's final wish is to meet Chris Brown, odds are we aren't losing anyone who was destined to change the world in a positive manner.

That's a cute little Cessna, but after the delivery, mom is probably wishing she'd bought a hanger for her a few months ago.

"She is rather large and we're going keep her overnight for observation, but I see no reason to say that your daughter can't someday shop at Wal-Mart in a giant fucking Tweety Bird t-shirt."

that makes two Cessnas that could go thru that thing now.

An overweight Cessna is always bad news.

In just a few years they'll all look like that. That guy is a trendsetter.

Are you ready kids? Aye, aye, captain! I can't hear you! Aye, aye, captain! Ooooooooooh

BIG SHELL

Oooh, cage diving with sharks! Nothing between you and nature's most vicious predator other a reinforced steel cage and a tour guide with a bang stick.

Well, he won't be needing this.

As mentioned in the article, try Wild Cards, which Martin edited.

18.5 million Allied troops died in that war, more than 55 million people worldwide in total. Show some fucking respect.