Being an Old, I am kind of pumped about this revelation. No one is looking at my weird facial lines anyway!

You need to stop watching Star Trek.

And me and my butterface sisters are a combination of excited and scared.

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.

This is really depressing because I have great face and a not-so-great body.

I think they are are LOLing. I have essentially no feelings about this I guess. Its kinda nice to not have the feelings.

Fuck those people, you're a rockin' feminist.

They're evading the real question, which is: How much are they willing to pay me to attend?

I vote yes. Sorry. The parliamentary system is used around the world - in various countries on every continent, including Canada, UK, Australia, NZ, among many others. An MP is a member of parliament, an elected position.

No, they're not.

Couple of points you should be aware of: It's not "about me" - I'm not a black slave, or a man, for that matter. So I'm not sure why you're projecting your anger so personally. I also never said it was "misandry" nor did I question how someone "dared" ignore black males. I just said that it wasn't addressed, and by…

Also, WHY DOES SHE THINK SHE HAS TO BITE THE CORD?! We have implements made for this very purpose that would do the job much more neatly and cleanly than her filthy, germ-riddled mouth would.

Ain't that a white lady for you! *shakes head*

She just said you weren't her best friend... :(

I'm vegan, so let me answer by explaining that this woman is an idiot. Does that help?

Being the most insufferable white woman at a brunch, I'm guessing.

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

Oh, to be 4 and unaware of sexy baby... good times!

It is very frustrating to see an essay with very important things to say that is so dreadfully written. Jezebel, if you're really trying to deal with your POC problem, then providing guest authors of colour with excellent editing would be a good place to start.