I think my womb just shriveled up from reading it.

*RANT FROM AN OLDS*

when I was growing up Mormon, we watched this really weird movie. It was called "Johnny Lingo's Eight Cow Wife". I am not shitting you. It boiled down to us ladies needing to keep the ol' vagina UNDER WRAPS AND UNTOUCHED before marriage because otherwise we wouldn't be worth eight cows and everyone else would make fun…

PLEASE I NEED SOME HELP/RECOMMENDATIONS:

And the Armed Forces, and a bunch of different religions, and yeah, 12-step programs.

My partner and I just seem to care about different things in terms of household chores. So we have finally realized that and now I do the things I care about and he does the things he cares about, and the house stays relatively clean. We also both work outside the home and share child-rearing.

The sound of their claws on furniture makes me reach for a spray bottle and start yelling.

She is going to get carpal tunnel from that much pearl-clutching. Also, this:

I just go to an online registry, pick the thing that describes monetarily how actually sorry I am that I can't go (ranging from 20 USD=HAHAHAHAH UR WEDDING to 200 USD=UGH GENUINELY SORRY THAT I BOYCOTT WEDDINGS BUT BEST OF LUCK DEAR FRIEND ENJOY THE JUICER).

If there isn't a West Coast version featuring Cord Jefferson in 24 hours or less I will officially give up on newspapers as viable sources of journalistic integrity.

Depression is a muthafucka. These bunnies aren't meant to be ridiculing or in any way depreciating value from your struggle. They just also think that "Happiness is a choice" is idiotic.

I think you are doing politics wrong then.

FWIW, 6-31G* is fairly computationally intensive (as I am sure you are aware) and you can often begin with a smaller/easier basis set and iteratively increase the complexity. Might make your life easier. Either way good luck and have fun. I am mainly a physical chemist but I do a lot of computational stuff for fun on…

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING I JUST QUIT SMOKING 27 HOURS AGO AND I HATE EVERYTHING SAY SOMETHING SUPPORTIVE PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE.

O.O someone understands me

I was trying to avoid thinking about that, too.

STAHP STAHP STAHP STAHP

I was going to ask what circle lenses are and then I googled it. And then I wept for our future. THANKS OBAMA.

Did someone say baby-nuggets?