You get right to the nasty catch-22-y heart of the problem, dontcha. I encounter this a lot as a female engineer. I guess my middle ground is to support anything that makes a girl feel more empowered, for herself, and participate only in stuff that ends up making me feel empowered. I don't believe (and I might be…

I am not entirely sure what a 4chan even is.

Guys, I am sorry, but is there a chance that hair is actually real? If so, what are the geopolitical ramifications?

Not to be all judgy and shit but he doesn't look real? I have never seen the show so is he actually a wax person or is he a real boy?

Stop cheese-blaming. It is unseemly.

I have so many feels about this.

So Jezzies at what age would you show Bob's Burgers to your daughters? Mine is just 12 and I am torn. It is HILARIOUS but I have only seen a few episodes and am unsure about how it is overall in terms of reasonable for a tiny person. xx

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T BUY IT THE RIGHT ONESIE.

I changed all the pronouns to masculine.

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. I will brook NO discussion of anything besides magic and sunshine.

I agree, the dress can totes be talked about without body shaming cuz for reals it is ugly as shit. But to compare it (and by default the person in it) to a giant sofa? Thatz not okay.

Yep me too. It has been completely blown out of reality all over the internets.

Stahp dumping on Kim Kardashian's pregnant body. Just. Stop. It is so unpalatable. And pleez don't say "oh I am talking about the dress" cuz just don't.

+1

You are being FAR too reasonable for this comment thread, and making your points too well. Here is Wiglet having a bath in order to brighten what will likely be a thread full pearl clutching.

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I just don't go to weddings. Problem solved. I am no where near special enough that my presence will make or break anyone's day, and as a divorcee I have no interest in being a bridesmaid. Don't care, go enjoy yourselves, your pillows from Target will be there on the seventh. Dorks.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I am really sorry but Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. This stuff is NOWHERE near as delicious as fresh chopped garlic. :( I'm sorry.

His name is Eric. My face, it melts.