Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I am really sorry but Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. This stuff is NOWHERE near as delicious as fresh chopped garlic. :( I'm sorry.

His name is Eric. My face, it melts.

I love her expression. Love love love.

JAKE THE DOG AND FINN THE HUMAN something something something

I would like to be Jake in this high five with you, but it is cool either way, let me know.

This is one of the best pieces I've read about the tragedy. Thanks for writing this.

Aw she was AWESOME!!!!

It seems super-hassly to me. I'd rather be doing lots of other things. I guess my comment sounded unnecessarily dickish. I look like barbie on the left (ugly barbie) and don't really care, but if ladies want to do stuff cuz they like it, that's great.

I am a blonde. I never wear makeup. Ever. Ain't got time for that. I just don't understand how people DO have time for it, or how they can justify the hassle.

Wow. Great response.

LOL. your last sentence/question is a gem. And no, no we fucking don't. Guy needs to cut back on the tostitos and shame.

Yep that is true.

I like when I've gotten directly conflicting advice like never/always make eye contact. Also, I know I am not supposed to ever smile, and I must walk fast wherever I go. I must also dress in bulky clothes, even if it is warm out. I can't carry a purse, but I can carry a backpack. Also, no makeup, and keep my hair…

"dove bulges" is my new phrase for everything I am unhappy about. Thank you.

Scan baby scan.

Still swoon. So hot.

For realsies. WTAF.

Ugh, but I CANNOT POOP WHEN YOU ARE THERE.

Meh. She seems overprivileged and boring, with the same story that's been told a hundred times. Your question however, is interesting!! And makes me want to graph.

DOUCHE CHILLS. So poetically accurate.