I still have that Star Wars VHS THX remastered ‘95 set, and I haven’t had a VHS player for a decade. The reason people still buy it is because it’s not a version you can get (officially) on DVD, and it’s the best version of the series. Cleaned up audio, slightly enhanced effects, enhanced video, but no CGI garbage…

I dub thee.. Twisty Popsicle!

They're never too young for "the talk".

Wow, no offense, but what the hell was wrong with your parents?!?

Don't you mean "fellow cat property?"

Haha! That sounds sooo scary. I'm gonna stick with my house cats. Sometimes they try to kill me but so far they've been very bad at it.

I've had the same expressions from my cat, luckily the difference in size makes it a threat to the integrity of my trouser hem and not my life.

Nice concept but doesn’t this assume there is no eraser and metal band on the end? So the person is already using artist pencils….

Pencils are so expensive, it’s worth it! A dime for 45 minutes of my life? Pssh, that takes an average person 4 hours to make!

I love how it brilliantly utilizes wood glue which always happens to be nearby. And to sand the excess wood glue is so easy, anyone can do it. The entire process is amazingly simple and quick - it only takes 30-45 minutes to do it. And the best part is, it only break 30% of the time!!

I'm not sure what's better, the pranks or the eloquently matter-of-fact way they're described. The first one is hilarious.

Even in absolute horror, the 19th century Gentleman seems to still be eloquent at all times.

"And a gun, really?"

I can envision you clutching your pearls as you squealed that.

Is that true? Corporate sponsor logos are already on every athletic suit, and there are always massive corporate partners for the events. Why does the IOC even pretend that the Olympics doesn't run on corporate funding?

Yeah, because when you've done absolutely nothing wrong, you should totally get your ass kicked.

Wasn't so long ago that three hooligans and their new costumed mate were tearing it up there.

The Constitution doesn't do anything, its a document that outlines what we as a nation should be doing. We as a nation do things as a collection of its citizens. If we don't use it, don't enforce it, and don't live by it the Constitution is worthless. The Soviet Union had a great constitution with a number of freedoms…

You'd think if the NSA was serious about this they could buy their own security tape to reseal things.