Step 1) Lock the doors.

I don't agree. I think Lincoln needs to bring back some full-on evil. Retro is aging out, which puts it right in the Lincoln demographic.

Make a modern one of these:

Super Replicas opened a Dubai branch, apparently.

I was once driving down a suburban 2 lane forest road and a guy driving a Korando the other way pitched a big full black garbage back out his window.

The obvious jump I see is an Ecoboost Coyote. With a super mild tune, that would make 600hp, and the torque would come on at half the rpm it does with the N/A motor.

Did you just ask what 5,000 can get you? Here's what it can:

There is something for OS X - bootcamp, install Windows 7 and never use OS X again

Neutral: We begged Jeep for another Cherokee, and they delivered. Too bad they failed before production even began :/

I take offense to this. Mine have a slight tilt and they work just fine.

You mean Libyans?

The purist in me hates this car. Why take a perfectly gorgeous DS and destroy everything about it that makes it a DS.

Bad GM! This is how you increase engine noise.

5.) Four Wide Cop Car Drag in Fast and Furious 6

Source my good sir!

a knockout first article!

You have never driven one of those "manu-matic" deals have you? You get excited and say "hey, I can shift my own gears on this! cool, just like a manual!" Then you shift once and dreams are shattered, puppies cry, and you put it back into auto, and pretend that "manu-" part of the car doesn't exist. Once you get used…

That hood haunts the nightmares of Ferrari.

Even at night, it looks like a Ranger bass boat. Or a dead disco hooker.

Hands down worst: