I'm not a big fan of Surprise! New Powers! but this one actually makes sense. He absorbs energy from the sun, that energy powers his heat vision, and he figured out how to amp up the heat vision to its logical end. I like it.

I thought this was a story about Cyclops at first glance.

I don't really think of it as a reboot, it's more a continuation. As I understand it everything that happened before Secret Wars still happened, it's more a merging of continuities.

I highly doubt that Secret Wars is going to result in a reboot of Marvel continuity, any more than Galactus's move to the Ultimate Universe in Cataclysm ended that line as was heavily hinted at the time.

At least this time Marvel's reboot won't be drawn by Rob Liefeld so that's a plus.

They're fucking dinosaurs - wouldn't you?

The Sarah Harding character from the second Jurassic Park movie should get an honorable mention. For a supposed "animal behavior expert", she routinely does stupid crap throughout the film that ends up endangering herself and everyone around her (like hanging a bloodied jacket inside her sleeping tent which inevitably…

And as the map guy, I will now get lost!

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

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I really hope we get to see her crash land and make a crater in the middle of the street. That's my favourite Jones move.

Especially when followed by "WTF-just-happened" looks by the villains.

Nick Fury says "You think you're the only hero out there?" In Iron man. Coulson has a ton of stories he casually drops about people with powers. Between the time Cap was created and Iron Man started flying around there had to be at least a few people with powers helping people. One of them was probably Hank Pym. The…

I really wish the Netflix Defenders show was titled Heroes for Hire for this very reason.

Any hint on if they're going to tie Daredevil into her backstory, since it's launching first? Purple Man was originally a Daredevil villain.

Oh for the love of everything good DC!!! You've got the rad awesomeness that is Kirby's Old Gods/New Genesis and you gonna settle for Legion of Superheroes???

I appreciate people like this, because they make me feel relatively normal.