Terrorists and murderers.

Hey, Pence....they wanted to KILL you, basically on orders from your feckless leader, and you’re still okay with him.  There are no words left to describe you.

And then after fully documenting everything they had done, they tried to claim Antifa did it....

The fallout from Wednesday continues to be astonishing, not just how different Republican politicians are facing opposition/handling things.

No, but apparently all of Virginia was. I guess they don’t have an NFL or NHL team, so lots of pent-up rioting that needed to be let out.

Was the entire city of Philadelphia missing yesterday?

I heard a British comic talk on a panel show about how much he enjoyed the media whiplash around Meghan and Harry.

Bingo.

Wow, what a ruckus just cause Harry married a black woman.

I mean, I guess that’s as good of a label as any, because clearly it’s not a video game.

Man, what the fuck even is Fortnite at this point?

I think we know that in America “freedom of religion” means “Christians (and Jewish people when convenient) can do literally anything they want.”

“If I don’t meet these clowns, I’ll be primaried by some even bigger turdgoblin than me. Then my balloon-breasted trophy wife will leave and I’ll have to go back to selling Saturns.

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

Men have a daily hormone cycle. Women, once a month.

uh...papa kushner did prison time. doubt he could keep others out

I kind of expect him to “retire” a few days before inauguration, have Pence sworn in to sign the pardons then head off to the Trump 757 (which has been fueled and on stand-by since Nov 3), dismiss his Secret Service detail and fly off to a non-extradition country. The problem with that is that he, reportedly, has…

Literally one reason: Trump knows EVERY SINGLE ONE of his supporters will tune in and the only reason they will is to beat Biden’s “ratings.” That’s literally it. And then he’ll go on twitter to crow about it for 24 hours straight as proof that he is actually winning (and thus giving him more “evidence” that he’ll get…