The Devil’s mouthpiece, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told Axios that Trump “has a different leadership style than his predecessors and the results speak for themselves.

in other words, this is the royal wii?

I’ve been scared for a lot of Dem women's lives for years. 

The US government wheels often fall off track, or spin in place with enough grease. I wouldn’t worry too much about the US until something actually is finalized, and even then I’d expect exceptions and exemptions.

Hm, the movement isn’t the problem, it’s more the disparity between the realistic looking body and the cartoonish face. I had a similar reaction in Finding Nemo, but in the opposite direction, when they showed the shark from behind and I forgot for a sec that this was animated.

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

Ice-9 would do it.

There was a house on the corner of a small 4-stop intersection I would occasionally drive by when I was a teenager. One day, had its front yard filled with barbed wire and stacks of tires and all sorts of things and signs all saying rather nasty things about the city and local politicians. When I asked my mother about…

1. I am in fact a grandpa.

Looking forward to Trump calling for a mass-boycott of insulin.

Minnie.

Dear Scared, Poor White People:

If you are curious, here were the alternate headlines:

This is totally true.

I look 100% white, but my grandma was from Lebanon. My dad’s half Arabic, has brown skin/hair/eyes, etc... so does my brother, but I look like my mom: green eyes, reddish hair, white skin. We go through the same airport security line and they get harassed and I walk right on through.

It’s amazing…

Pretty much all racist white people just assume that every other white person - up to and including God, who is definitely white - is exactly as racist as they are. 

Fox at the Hen house? That always goes well.

*rubs temples*

Marco Rubio “I am not an asshole because I take money, they give me money because I am an asshole.”

“[T]he Star Wars producers decided to cleverly conceal the freighter under some plastic tarps inside a circle of storage containers...”