I wasn’t in a rush, that I was happy to come by there and say hi or if he wanted to make the date fun, take them to Dallas for a night out.

the modeling, pic, i’m not speaking ill of the dead.

Very interesting about Kim walking for Ed Hardy. But let's talk about the pictures of the woman at the bottom of the post. She has very striking, distinctive features. I want to say she has an Armenian background. I wonder who she is.

Kim Kardashian looks like a totally different person in those pics. She changed absolutely everything about her face.

To me, Adam Levine is kind of like In-N-Out Burger, in that I keep an eye out for him any time I’m in L.A. even though I know he’s greasy and bad for me.

all fair points except for 2. Yoga Jones shot a kid because she was drunk while guarding her marijuana crop, and she thought he was a deer.

Oh, Serrano was a try hard before it was cool.

“ It’s like, just spit in my fucking face “

I love fresh green peas. I’m obsessed with them when they’re in season (not very long). But they’re kind of too expensive to use in quacamole. I simmer them briefly, ice them, drain, add a finely diced shallot, a pinch of dried mint, a splash of balsamic and a drizzle of olive oil, sea salt, pepper. Then I eat the…

That isn’t guacamole. Like my Nanny would say, “a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.”

..... dude I think that guy has a UTI or something because pee should not be that color

I love green peas.

J. Lo is one of those people who CANNOT be single. (I know this because I read her autobiography, True Love.) I would bet she’s the type to keep in touch with all her exes to make sure there’s someone on deck if need be.

Disco Stu?

22? That is one middle-management-with-a-mortgage-and-three-kids looking young person right there.

That jacket is an insult and affront to the entire Timberlake clan

You can get all kinds of puppies at my club...mind you that club is my work and the only drinking that happens is at our Beer Tasting fundraiser. But still, plenty of puppies. Like the ones in my office right now:

Anytime.

Jeez, I sometimes tell people to “GO SHIT IN YOUR HAT”. I wonder if someone said something similar to this pervazoid and he misheard it.