Is one of the symptoms an otherworldly orange glow?

"I haven't kissed a boy in forever," Meghan Trainor tells Seventeen. [ONTD]

Why is there an article dedicated to one girls suicide? Thousands of people commit suicide every year. What is so unique about this one? A girl has sex with multiple boys, someone films it, she is harassed at school, and kills herself. We have heard it all before.

Bachelor dodged a bullet.

chelsea peretti is one of the greats

I already love Kevin Bacon and just now noticed that his avatar is Roger from American Dad when he wore a fake nose and pretended to be...Kevin Bacon. He's the best. <3

I really fucking hate that fingers-in-your-mouth pose that Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Lopez and Kylie Jenner and other celebs fucking do. It's just as stupid as the Jaden Smith / Justin Bieber eyebrow raise / puppy face.

I'm starting to really appreciate how Cher is pretty much nuts, but also right about most things.

Yeah, but "help me, my face is stuck like this and I'm dead on the inside" is too long.

i love mean drunks.

God, I hope so. If someone could convince me she gets mean- and I am talking like JOAN CRAWFORD DRUNK mean, I think I would follow her to the ends of the earth.

you know what has helped me immensely with my body image issues? Weight training and Pilates. I am finally able to focus on strength and health rather than just my weight. Cardio just encouraged me to obsess about calories whilst making me really hungry all the time. I get a huge amount of satisfaction when I make…

*drops mic*

Bob sounds so concerned for Darren in those photos. "The hell is going on here? Guys, what's happening here? "

You're the right kind of crazy, kiddo.

Her husband died in May 2013, so basically 18 months ago. I'm a couple of years older than Kelsey and my husband died nearly five years ago. Eighteen months is nothing in terms of 'getting over' the death of a spouse, and grief makes you do crazy things, so I can't really blame her for going on The Bachelor but if I…

Truly. Millennials seem to think that we've hit the post racial period by now. But, really. What's so hard about going outside and offering the man a seat in case he wanted to join that party? And THEN asking him to leave (nicely) if it turned out he didn't know any of them?

Err on the side of kindness, people! >_<

gifs aside, here, this is evidence to the 'um it's about class now, not race' people.

My advice, for dress shopping as well as all other wedding-related things: surround yourself with chill peeps. Only chill peeps allowed. They will be chill, it will be a lot easier for you to be chill, you will chill with each other, and everyone will have fun.

modcloth and bhldn are good options. I am thinking of rent the runway for my reception dress, should I choose such a route.