Tipped your hand - you’re either an imbecile, or a troll / agitator.

Nice Jay and Silent Bob reference

The thing is the joke doesn’t need that context to still be funny.

*pulls sǝuןq ɥɔsʇıʞ aside for a quiet word*

the people this API change is affecting are a very loud, yet VERY small minority of Reddit users,

Well, games cost $70 now. There’s that now.

This dude really wrote six angry paragraphs about Reddit drama and ended it by calling other people “keyboard warriors.”

Theres one little problem with this argument. The issue isn’t that Reddit wants to charge for it’s API, but that the amount they want to charge is astronomical and way higher than other websites such as Imgur, and the extremely short timeline they gave with pricing information.

They killed [...gestures wildly at wreckage of HBO Warner merger...] for this?

Selling nudes is at least honest work. Good for him, frankly.

no more making 30fps games for those old systems, on to making 30fps games for the new systems!

I never watched much of this show but given the legality of weed in a large portion of the US now what would be the point?  Does she pivot to selling crack?

I’m pretty sure when people say ‘sorry’ about divorce, they’re expressing empathy for the emotional turmoil, not suggesting it’s a mistake.

“Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it’s gonna happen, and they’re gonna tell you. Don’t go, ‘ohhhh I’m sorry.’ That’s a stupid thing to say. First of all you’re making ‘em feel bad for being really happy, which isn’t fair. And second of all: divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but…

Why would I stick my dick in mashed potatoes when I have my pocket pussy?

Plan B is always an OTC drug. Hormonal birth control will never be though because of its properties and potential side effects and contraindications.

Plan B is available OTC right now: https://www.goodrx.com/plan-b/is-plan-b-over-the-counter

Ah yes, let’s side with Jeff Bezos, Amazon and the corporate fascists, because some people dared to challenge the Powers That Be.

We kind of do though: From all reports it was a low speed circle around the building they had left for about an hour, then they went to a cop shop and got in a taxi, whose driver stated it was nothing like a chase and they were never in danger. No high speeds, no drunk driving, nothing like that situation.

I don’t think anyone needs to be reminded about what happened to Di, nor about the major differences between what happened then and this instance.