Getting free personal pan pizzas from Pizza Hut as a reward for reading was an institution for kids in public schools in the late 90s/early 00s.

Fisker Karma. Beautiful, terrible build quality, side exit 4 cylinder ecotec, small interior. They’re super rare, but can also be had super cheap because the random ones that made it into the public are falling apart.

I do appreciate that companies are still targeting millennials as  “the youths”. Makes me almost think I’m still young.

Ok but if anyone in that area has a 535d that has been flood damaged I have $1000 and a trailer with a winch.

Have been poking around the van market and its completely insane. Though when you see that no one sells vans for under $45k new anymore it makes sense even though it absolutely sucks. Vans are luxury vehicles now.

All vans are insanely priced still, including the used market which is infuriating.

Correction: K-Car (as in the Mopar chassis) and not Kei-car (as in the Japanese size and engine regulation)

Yeah, but much like those planes, that joke didn’t land very well either IIRC.

I mean, after I’m done spending $70 on a ticket plus $40 in fees, yeah the first thing I want to do is spend $20 on a light beer.

1) Move to the country

See also: The v6 second gen CTS. Absolutely garbage manual.

So you’re saying its a Harley?

In North Carolina everyone drives in the far left lane for some reason.

You should check out Carroll Smith’s Drive to Win if you haven’t already. His books can be a little heavier into the engineering side of things, but you might enjoy them

Have one. Have tracked it at VIR and CMP. Awesome shitbox.

What’s most weird is that your “Car that will win every race” is the Allard J2x-C

No thanks. I’d rather not drink vinegar.

Clearly, you’ve never seen Carb day.

I’d expect them to still life out after a while. Even Nascar steel wheels eventually get lifed out once all the holes get out of tolerance.

ARCA at Daytona. Get me a halfway decent ride in that and enough money for tires and fuel and I think I could have a shot.