“69 pages!? Who can read this?! We’ll replace it with a one page plan.  Get a sharpie!”

For which country, though.

For which country, though.

At killing tens of thousands?  Yup, doing a bang up job!  Nothing screams leadership like deflecting blame for your failures to a completely other country.  The buck stops...in China apparently.

At killing tens of thousands?  Yup, doing a bang up job!  Nothing screams leadership like deflecting blame for your…

Opinion without any facts. Seems inline with Trump.

Opinion without any facts. Seems inline with Trump.

At what?

At what?

I think for myself, and if you knew anything about me at all (you clearly don’t), you’d know I have zero interest in blind partisanship. I just know how to call a spade a spade. Enjoy the day!

I think for myself, and if you knew anything about me at all (you clearly don’t), you’d know I have zero interest in…

Plague Inc. sounds downright sinister.

Plague Inc. sounds downright sinister.

I played Plague Inc years ago. It was pretty engaging for awhile. I would definitely play it again, especially if it was multiplayer and/or available in VR. Follow that up with a few rounds of Arizona Sunshine and you got a party!

I played Plague Inc years ago. It was pretty engaging for awhile. I would definitely play it again, especially if…

Oof. I’m on an adblocker, so I can’t see them, but I’m sorry for that experience. :\

Im in a relationship now (about six months in and its going fabulously!) so we are quarantining together, but before I met him I went on several shitty dates with guys I met on dating apps. Most ghosted me or would tell me some variation of “Im not emotionally ready for a relationship” after stringing me along.

Maybe AFTER you get the stimulus check.

So the whole “If the World Was Ending, You’d Come Over, Right?” song is bullshit?  Dammit!

Here is the link

It’s an amazing grocery store on its own but this just puts them over the top in my mind. There’s a reason we don’t really have any competitors other than Target and Walmart where I am.

I’m glad I am in Texas where we have HEB.

Installed a Bidet on both toilets 5yrs ago.

My wife had me install a bidet a couple week ago. She loves it. I hate it. Makes more of a mess than it does actual cleaning. Then I find myself wiping MORE because I’m now splattered with poop water. Fuck bidets.

I want a million dollars. We can’t always get what we want. You’ll be able to do those things again. It probably doesn’t seem like it, and I am sure you’ll hate me for saying this, but it’s important to come to terms with not getting what you want.

Hello. Please respond if you see this message. I implore you not to do that.

Regarding the testing thing ... hasn’t that ship sailed already? In other words, even if we suddenly have the ability to test millions, wouldn’t performing the contact tracing be next to impossible at this point?