Just another reason you shouldn't buy a console at launch.

Hopefully this won't be the Resident Evil 6 of Kingdom Hearts

We would like to apologise to Ketchups92 for telling him to have biologically impossible relations with himself, and hope that this certificate, good for 5 Internets, and a free subscription to Kotaku may repair the damage done to our good name by our actions.

Please direct us to the real Ellen Page porn.

Girls don't always wash their hair every time they take a shower.

Is it better or worse than glamorizing shooting yourself in the head?

Um...this is Kotaku, right? This is, among other things, a video game fan site. This is a site that, I imagine, would come down on any media outlet HARD if they blamed violent video games as a direct cause of school shootings and other savageries, right? So then why on earth is this being reported in a way that…

You're a dog?

It took until the very last comic ... but I think I kind of get the Penny Arcade Tithe thing now. Took me a while though. Not sure I get all the haters so much (other than my deeply held belief that reality TV has taught us all to be judgmental fucking morons). The Dead Space 2 comic was (for me) the funniest video…

No Castle Vidcons? That was the only one I really wanted added.

Because he wanted to make a boy.

You should make a game where the girl is the main character.
Be the change you want to see.

Yes, but it's actually true for the FIFA games.

*plays a chesthair solo*

Perhaps they should be fired.

I read the link, but I feel I should warn you all - whoever wrote this can't spell 'canon'.

See — this right here demonstrates why those who defend Microsoft's "Kinect-or-bust" strategy with the XBO are dead wrong. They've imagined some world in which having every XBO come with Kinect will drive innovation, allowing developers to incorporate Kinect without fear of alienating those who don't own one.

See — this right here demonstrates why those who defend Microsoft's "Kinect-or-bust" strategy with the XBO are dead wrong. They've imagined some world in which having every XBO come with Kinect will drive innovation, allowing developers to incorporate Kinect without fear of alienating those who don't own one.

Saying you "funded it" would imply that the money you gave them actually went towards and helped financially support the game.

Not only is "the Government will turn on us if we turn over our guns" mentality incredibly and pathetically idiotic. But in the non-realistic chance of that happening do you really think the 9MM you hide in your closet or even your AR-15 or shotgun will stop the friggin' United States Government from taking you down…