AwkwardInnerMolologue
AwkwardInnerMolologue
AwkwardInnerMolologue

Poor baby! He deserves all the treats and all the love and a golden litter box and an endless supply of catnip.

my ex-gf worked with me (notice I said WITH ME and not "for me").

P.S: candidate should be ok with possibly being murdered and buried under the floorboards.

He wants to cuddle with you while you're still moist from the shower, wearing nothing but a pair of panties. **shudder**

I'm sick of hearing about the hurt manfeels. Nothing pushes me to the radical fringes of Feminism faster than dudes whining about their hurt feelings.

Ugh guys, I work at an answering service that does messaging and scheduling for dentists offices all over the country and just yesterday I got my weirdest call to date. Male caller, slight accent that I couldn't pin. Calls and doesn't seem to realize he's calling a dentist office. After some confusion, he then tells

it's beginning.

Wait Wait Don't Tell me and This American Life (which spawned Serial and of which the first Serial podcast was an original episode that I listened to in my car live) are National Public Radio programs that have been around since the 90s. These aren't new, hip phenomena. Frankly I'm thrilled that podcasts of these

Truly the only thing that could make me more excited about this movie is if they would put Channing Tatum in there somewhere. This movie needs some Channing Tatum.

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

Now Now - I'm 55 and I can tell you it's generally longer than 2 slides - usually gets a reaction, and is seldom problematic.

Ugh, my heart aches for the gal who had to defend herself to this self righteous individual. Why do they assume people are so flippant about their choice to get an abortion? Like, hmm, should I walk my dog, or get an abortion? It's a bit cold outside, so maybe I'll get an abortion. NBD. Dog can wait.

At least he showed good common sense after the flames were extinguished. Even if it's the guy from Arby's who saves you, you never, ever go to Arby's, even just for water.

It's disgusting to you, yes. It's food and nature to me. I'm not Dwight Schrute as much as I am just a country-girl-turned-city-hippie. I also brew my own kombucha. :) But yeah, I can't tolerate people who refuse to see where their meat comes from and then eat it like it just appeared there out of thin air.

Did anyone else picture Ron Swanson as the biology teacher ?

Murder is used for humans because it separates taking the life of an unwilling victim from the act of violence that it is. We use language like that all the time. Like using the word meat, instead of dead animal. Just because we have created language that allows us to divorce ourselves from actions, doesn't mean

"I'm just saying that if this was the route they wanted to take, perhaps a chicken might have been more impactful."

I have a special dislike for people who eat meat but refuse to see what it takes to make meat. You shouldn't eat things if seeing where it comes from makes you cry. You shouldn't feed things to your children if you think seeing it made would be traumatic.

"Murder" specifically refers to the killing of a human being. Animals may be "slaughtered," "killed," "exterminated," "euthanized," etc depending on the situation.