Why stop there?

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT NEW SAILOR MOON I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MYSELF!

'Tis a thing of beauty!

Jonah is not even his mother's favorite drop-in character.

No way! That was an award worthy comb over! AWARD WORTHY.

PS: I googled "bad picture of Lupita Nyong'o" and this is all I got

She is like the ROY G. BIV of fashion.

You've just ruined cum for everybody.

I need to work on my everything.

I impregnated your mouth, girl
That’s when I knew you can be my spouse, girl

Why didn't anyone tell me there was a rabbit island?! WHY ARE THERE NO NONSTOP FLIGHTS FROM ALL MAJOR NORTH AMERICAN CITIES TO RABBIT ISLAND I NEED ANSWERS NOW.

Me too. I was like "that's Spike Jonze? I thought he was black!"

The hunting episode really solidified my undying love for Parks and Rec.
"Bitches be crazy." shrugs

I feel you Terrence. That's just like the time that I shot down Jon Hamm and George Clooney in the same night. They'll probably tell you it didn't happen, but I can tell when a guy orders his security to remove the sexiest bitch in the bar because he can't trust himself around her. It's hard out there for a…

How many people have to identify with a certain sexuality before it can be considered an orientation? I think that Lawsbian should be recognized as a sexual orientation - a Lawsbian is an otherwise straight woman who is sexually and romantically attracted to Jennifer Lawrence. I am a raging Lawsbian.

Nice!

It's so weird to watch the first couple of episodes (seriously, they ditched this idea pretty much immediately) where Dee is a normal person compared to the rest of the gang. Best decision the show ever made.

Second best decision was to make Charlie illiterate. That joke has had limitless payoff.

I used to like to read this while listening to my over the hills and far away cd. I read it so many times and I never knew it was part of a series, until I got to high school.

"When I was a kid, I read everything I could get my hands on, twice." - Preach!