IN FRONT OF CLASSMATES...?

Omg he's so adorably ugly and awkward! He's me in middle school!

On a side note, this definitely confirms I have that brain parasite that makes me love cats...

I've found that it is physically impossible for me to watch this video without hearing NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM in my head. Should I be worried?

THIS IS THE DARKEST TIMELINE

I read this way literally at first. Embarrassing...

Ooooo, I definitely will, thanks! I've always been partial to Sage, but I'm trying to expand my vegan horizons. :)

Yeah, it's very hard to find someone who changes their reaction to vegetarianism from fear to thoughtfulness. In my experience, people are either remarkably understanding and have thought they should go pescatarian/vegetarian/vegan themselves, or they mock my choices and "jokingly" try to get me to eat meat.

Oh my god, yes. Seriously, I come from a hunting family in the midwest, and being even pescetarian is treated like being in some kind of hokey cult. This even comes from relatives who believe in ear candling and worship Disneyland. I can't even skip the turkey tray without hearing "jokes" about not eating meat.

I,…

We named our Roomba Roy Rogers. He roams the land looking for tumbleweeds. He lost an eye in a Mexican standoff.

Julia should get an award just for the way she says "fuck" on Veep. She makes me want to swear more!

God bless Bradley Cooper for keeping this from being taken in portrait.

OH MY GOD YOU READ MY MIND. Just seconds ago, I was ogling her and thought, "Damn, she looks good in yellow. And blue. And orange. And....good god, is there a color that she doesn't look amazing in?" #swoon

Damn. "...the far away gatekeepers of beauty"? She's my new favorite poet.

OMG YES.

I think it's important not to lump every guy who hates Skylar into one woman-hating group. I think that the first few seasons of Breaking Bad made it incredibly hard to empathize with Skylar, actually. Nearly all of her difficulties stemmed from not knowing what the audience already knew, and as a result, to put…

Wooooooo!

Side note: I'm adding a "spice rack" to my bar cart. It's gonna be THE BEST.

A few other individual books whet my appetite for reading, but nothing really hooked me and didn't let me go until Animorphs. I was the girl calling the Walden Books at the local mall every month to see if the newest book had arrived yet. Rachel was a badass.

Yeah, she should have been more aware of her surroundings, but why isn't the paparazzo receiving any heat? I'm sure it's hard to be aware of other things around you when you have a person with a camera literally stalking you while you're trying to drive.

Get your shit under control, Rum and Coke.