@verdegrrl: You cant pahk heah!

@verdegrrl: That was Steve Jobs testing the new iCar. This changes everything... again!

@kellanpan: The #oldpeople tag is amazing.

@horspowr1001 - If somebody says shenanigans one more time....: I see no sign of this post on Jezebel.

@horspowr1001 - If somebody says shenanigans one more time....: I'm about to make a contingency mission over to Jezebel to find out.. BRB.

@Spiegel of Arabia: I'm sure these contain carbon fiber in them... somewhere.

My 2002 Civic.

It is quite obvious you have never lived anywhere where they use salt on the roads frequently!

@andmoore: Well for one, there is no such thing as a nice Intrepid.

@Møbius: Asians drive Volkswagen New Beetles with eyelashes and Hello Kitty accessories.

That is all.

The Kia Sedona article was pretty pathetic...

I intentionally ignore people all the time in my Civic. Usually, they are sitting there in a 1995 Civic looking over at me and revving their engine motioning that they want to race me in my 100% absolutely stock 2002 Civic.

Why the hell would you buy a car and only drive it 962 miles. Seriously.

@FromaBuick6: Now with more 5.0: *shrug* It is still really repetitive reading nothing but articles on the same topic all day.

I'm getting kind of tired of all these articles about a "secret" or "forgotten" something.

Sorry, Ron Schunck. You kinda screwed the pooch with this one.

@Drew Boyd: You must be great at parties.

This article is full of fail.