I wonder how many miles are on it.. can't be more than a few thousand.

@dry guy: I'll take a photo of the red Civic that does that at my work.

How many more acronyms can they tack onto the end of "Mercedes"?

And the award for "World's Shittiest Car" goes to...

They were all Ford Fiestas.

@Shamoononon: It was parked.

@Age of Aerostar: I have my reasons.

@CraigSu: That's actually Roy Wort.

I'm fucking terrified of Ford Aerostars.

Thank God.

Rule 1: Don't piss off your readers.

@Corn-vette: I think that was the disco ball hanging from the rear view mirror.

For anyone who is freaking out because it is NSFW, it's not.

@FodderTheSane: Two words: Hungarian Salami.

This seems like the world's best troll.

Who knew they even SOLD body kits for a Taurus?

The Cobalt SS platters. Too chunky.

Oooh... How embarrassing...

@Scandinavian Flick: Especially the ones that are never continued... you're just left for all eternity wondering what the hell the ending is...