True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

Anything is possible.

...and in an odd way, it wasn’t until he lifted the team up from San Diego and forced it to play on a kind of aircraft carrier thing that could fly and also be a boat and wasn’t directly connected to any particular populace or geography at all that Spanos could SEE the damage he wrought, and the tarnished legacy he…

Gotta love how Cohn took over the room by repeatedly insisting that Kaepernick took over the room.

The best people.

Nailed it.

Wow. It seems like the White Sox really thought this boy could benefit from letting them show him a thing or two.

That face you make when you nut but she keep sucking

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

That William Randolph Hearst had congress make weed illegal so that the hemp paper mills had to shut down and all the newspaper companies had to buy his wood-pulp paper.

That the New York Jets have, in fact, won a Super Bowl.

Gee, Officer Kroenke, Kroenk you!

I saw Robert Green doing this in a pool once, only he muffed it.

I say this with all the pent up frustration that comes from being a lifelong Jets fan: I hate being a lifelong Jets fan.

Officially, it's been put on hiatus so they should at least finish out the season. However, it's not looking good for Season 4 and beyond.