There’s like a million frat bros ready to give you the sickest high five right now.

I got my first credit card though my credit union, and I think it was even a special card for first time users. It had a low limit and was a great way to build my credit, so that would be a great first place to look. Even so, owning a credit card is not that scary. With all of the financial apps and the credit card’s…

I did not now T-Mobile now does free wifi for an hour! I always knew about the free texting, but I rarely needed that. This will be great for my flight back home for the 4th as American has wifi on most of their medium to long flights. When did they add the free wifi?

Selfishly the Giants-Patriots Super Bowl from 2008, because fuck the Patriots, but as a Jets fan I can’t say I was a true neutral observer. Bourque getting the Cup in ‘01 definitely counts though. When Sakic took the Cup and didn’t even raise it before handing if off...I mean, if you can’t find joy in that moment,…

Part of the duties for my first engineering job out of college was to do microwave path surveys for new links. Basically, if say Sprint or Verizon wanted to expand their network, one way to connect the various cell towers was to use point-to-point microwave links, and we would be contracted to determine the validity…

Pierre McGuire referenced the new TMNT movies when discussing a guy possibly getting concussed. Pierre is the best/worst.

As a word of caution, the electronics behind the front are quite thick and might not fit in the outlet box. At the very least you’ll probably have to do wire cutting, which while not too difficult might mean having to take out the box to re-align the wires through the back of it and then reinstalling the box.

As a word of caution, the electronics behind the front are quite thick and might not fit in the outlet box. At the…

An ex of mine was a very picky eater who was vegetarian but also didn’t like onions or garlic, which takes out like 80% of the food made in the US. She basically subsisted on salads without dressings, pita chips, and protein bars. Since she hated garlic and onions so much, I had to either vigorously brush my teeth or…

“That’s stupid, where’s the kid?”

I think you’re giving Dustin Brown and David Clarkson a little too much credit.

Goalies will also no longer be allowed to shave their beards to make their pads look bigger.

Dick Tips seems vastly under-seeded.

Who knew Harbaugh was a fan of Scars on Broadway?

Tom Brady looks way more professional:

Nothing feels better than completing a simple electronics fix involving wires. I bought and old, shitty house because I thought I could fix it up, but having the walls crack every five seconds is not fun. Anyways, I got this free Wifi thermometer from the energy company, but to install it I had to modify the wires in…

My eyes, forever unclean!

Now they just need to come out with an R variant that I will buy in 5 years at 50% depreciation!

Now just need the Charlie Strong firing to complete the trifecta.

I went to a birthday party for a friend when I was young, I think 9 years old, and it was a laser tag/mini-putt place with an arcade. I was playing a racing game and while I was really into it, I desperately needed to pee. However, I had just started playing and didn't want to lose my spot. So, I ended up peeing on…