Awesome_Sauce
Down with pants, up with skirts
Awesome_Sauce

One of the best things about driving the old 740 wagon in high school was the interior door handle, same as the 940. People would get hilariously confused and have to ask how to get out. It is a rather ingenious, albeit needlessly complicated, way of exiting a car.

Best PSA ever.

An Escalade Hybrid, so I can look like an asshole and a tool.

Great review. I know my folks are looking at this car as well. They seem to like it, though I don't know why they would need it. They will have no kids and are getting to the age where they would rather pay someone to do the housework. However, I asked my mom if they would consider the CTS Wagon as well. She said

Just about anything Chrysler, especially the Sebring. My brother had it as a rental when his car was in an accident, and it was god awful.

I thought I put this in tips. Oh wells...

This on a Volvo wagon would be more appropriate.

Back in '93, my family and I were on our way up I-95 to see my grandparents for Christmas in Greenwich, NY. We were stuck in traffic, don't remember where, but I do remember that it was due to construction. We were plodding along when my Dad stopped suddenly. I was later told the car in front of us had the

As someone who grew up and learned to drive in a 740 wagon, I am deeply saddened by this decision. I realize times change and business models must adapt, but it doesn't mean I have to like it.

Have a driver's test every time you renew your license (Here in VA, it's five years). Keeps people up to date on traffic laws and gives everyone a refresher on the current ones. If you can't pass a simple 25 question multiple choice test on traffic laws every few years, you shouldn't be driving.

@awwwcrap: The flowers do match the brakes

I remember seeing something similar to that at the FAO Schwartz in New York a few years back. I think it had leather seats and even a manual shifter, though that may have just been for looks. Wanted that one and want this one as well

Fairly certain Knight Rider 2000 already had this

Ever since my dad bought the Ranger when I was 9 years old, I wanted to drive it. Even if it was a small 4x2 with a regular cab, it felt like a big truck to me. Finally, the summer before senior year, my dad decided I had enough experience driving and could handle using a stick. After a few lessons and bucking the

Delta, Delta, Delta!

Psh, he was just trying to get the athletic trainer's attention

So this is what the Mayans predicted would happen in 2012.

As someone who went to college in Ohio (not tOSU), I sure as hell saw Michigan lose, and it was glorious.

He's just too white and nerdy