EXACTLY. I hate shit TV.

I guess this is the fast track to hell.

So you can buy it but still save big bawk-bawk bucks?

It's probably a whale of a tale.

I think the important question is "Is Denis Dyack still involved?". If the answer is yes, then count me out.

He won't make a story mode because... cutscenes were uploaded on the Internet? Are you kidding me?

So, Brian, how have your times at Japan's Pleasure Hotels gone? Any fun stories to tell?

On the one hand I'm forced to say: CALL OF DUTY FANBASE ACTS FUCKING INSANE-SLASH-RETARDED, FILM AT ELEVEN!

I'm not sure if this was just discussing daily deals, but the lowest I saw was the Ben There, Dan That/Time Gentleman, Please double pack for $.49

Yeah i definitely bought Ben There, Dan That! for 50 cents.

Why hasn't this become a Kotaku Shop Contest idea yet? Turning Western game covers into more happier versions and vice versa, turning Japanese covers into angry versions.
It would be amazing!

OBJECTION!

The footage alone speaks for itself, no commentary can really add to this unless the speaker is very funny. He wasn't very funny.

Why did this need to be a meme?

Reminds me of Remember Me's sexbots and stumbling across various workshops/chopshops full of them. It started to get creepy when you started finding some broken ones in poses that made them look like a serial killer got to them.

Lets just say Iwata's bed won't be cold tonight.

Someone who legally purchases this game on a jailbroken phone still isn't allowed to play the full game that they paid for. Jailbreaking a phone isn't illegal, and this anti-piracy measure does not target people who stole the game, it merely targets people who are running a jailbroken version of iOS.

Gotta make sure WiiU is ready for the ultimate climax.