BIZARRO! BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

I love the bebop cola machine and it’s sing song “hello consumer” jingle. Also the whole damn episode was great and I love the shout out with the bebop cola machine killing captain murphy in Archer’s sealab episode.

Needs more captain Murphy!

Plot twist - he has a sable wagon and is trying to get rid of it thus, he is trying to inflate the price by making it seem cooler/better than it is.

Top Old Money cars would be an interesting listicle

I have an unhealthy desire for an R129, but I’ll gladly give up a couple of cylinders for the 5-speed SL300.

Because I always submit the V12 E38 where applicable:

A: None of them, a sub-10k used car that you think makes you look rich really makes you look like a poor trying to look rich.

Agreed, I’d really like to come to a place that was just about cars. I’m also routinely amazed at the cognitive dissonance displayed by writers on one hand bashing Trump and the 1% while simultaneously gushing over cars that can only be afforded by the 1% at events like Pebble beach and Goodwood attended by the same…

Everyday I get just a little closer to saying “Fuck this place.”...

Unfortunately, they write articles like this to try and cross post them to Jez to see if they can gain more readership.

I agree. The liberal bullshit needs to stop.

Gotta agree that Jalopnik needs to leave politics alone, especially orlove who constantly writes this shit as clickbait because his own articles are about as interesting as watching an aardvark eat marbles.

I find myself visiting Jalop less and less all the time and it is because of shit like this and the hopeless clickbait. Fuck Jolawpker.

Gawker Media the place where the left can do no wrong, the right is always the enemy, and there’s no such thing as a moderate. It would be nice to come to a website about cars and not have a political spin on every third article.

Please, can we keep politics off Jalopnik?

We need more partisan political Gawker influence in Jalopnik. There hasn’t been enough since they were justifiably bankrupted.

Wow dude, by that logic you have had a hand in it as well by paying taxes.

Unpopular opinion: this is far and away the ugliest M3 ever produced. The whole car just looks... cheap to me. It always has. Like you could rip all the trim off with a pair of pliers. Even as a guy who can appreciate 90s car design, I have never understood this vehicle’s appeal.

This is wrong.