I read that damn article 3 times specifically looking for that phrase and did not see it. Apologies!

Comrade, Colonel Nolan wishes you to accompany him to the reorientation camp in Kamchatka where you will learn about the dialectical materialism, yes, then, comrade, you will see the error of your ways.

“Tried to sell it as fact.” My goodness. I’m not sure why you saw me use the term “tell” and assumed that I intended it to mean “a rigorous scientific proof of dishonesty,” considering that’s literally not a thing that exists. But just to be clear, I only meant to share an informal opinion about human nature as I’ve…

Lifetime pension for ten years of work? THAT’S a crime.

LOL. I’ll get right on that, just as soon as I finish revising my paper “How to Tell Whether Someone You’re Talking to at a Party Is Bored with the Conversation: A Data-Driven Approach” for the journal Belaboring Every Human Interaction.

Garnered? 

If only Selena Gomez had turned down this role, that sexual abuse that happened 25 years before she was born would have never happened.

What’s plagarism? Is it like edting?

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And also, in both cases but especially the latter: there is so much damn porn out there, wouldn’t the person who found it have to have been *sort of* looking in that vicinity? Like, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t stumble across “secret peeing footage of someone I know” if you were looking for “wholesome dildo usage by a…

That gear was at Performance Developments in LA. He offered to help out and show me how to use some of his equipment. I am a Firefighter.

Not a joke. I’m just dumb as fuck.

I’m just excited we’re moving back to a simpler time. A time before vaccines, a time before pasteurizing milk, a time where we can’t treat simple infections with anti-biotics.

Did someone say Gladius?

The only way I can think of a way that’s both heavy handed and cheap as chips as expected from state sponsored propaganda, is to label the island as Taiwan,

Antarctica is a ring that encloses the rest of the world. No one has ever landed on the inner part of the Antarctic ring, traversed outward to the edge of the world, and returned back to the center continents. All of the scientists who claim to have gone to the research stations near the South Pole are liars. Jesus…

It isn’t the infection that is the problem. It’s the cure.

the purity of a young woman, there is something that is good, that’s true

The special kids in class, the ones the teachers let clap the chalk board erasers clean outside, still laugh at this joke. It’s good to humor them every now and then.

Jalopnik doesn’t exactly cater to the brightest auto enthusiasts. It’ll take them a while to catch up, if they ever do.