Venom GT. Assembled in Texas from everyone else's parts. Little innovation.

Totally agree. I just don't want to see the dicks at Hennessey be like 'well we made 30 cars so our record is real.' To completely undercut their engineering of the Venom GT, they threw an engine in a Lotus. This, like the Veyron, is a true original built from someone's wet dream.

Alright, who was torrenting porn while on break?

Paint at least that B-pillar black, jesús.

Even worse, the square goes into the formula for the Force, but to calculate the Power needs for any given speed, it's in there to the cubic - meaning that twice the speed means eight times the aerodynamic resistance! If your car needed, say, 150hp to overcome the aerodynamic resistance at 150mph (not including…

That is infinity-percent more than has been done before...

That assumes it survives the whole race!

Extended cabs have a backseat also...

they probably thought big tittied women with kegs of beer would come running to congratulate them, when in all actuality a fat titted redneck with a keg belly pulled him out of his 60K wreck.

His love life must be interesting.

It always goes something like this on Subaru forums:

I'm more interested in the "please put car on lift" button above it!

That center light is either 'put car on lift now' or 'car is now in VTOL mode'. Or it could mean the car is a mushroom cloud about to happen.

My second submission is this:

The PTY/CAT button, native to many fine Subarus. Experts have been debating what this button actually does since it found its way into Japanese cars over a decade ago. Some say that when this button is pressed, somewhere in the world, a random putty cat is killed. Others say that it puts your car in "PARTY CAT"…

It takes less than a minute for a competent bartender to mix a drink. Who else gets paid $120 an hour (plus $3.75! or whatever their hourly wage is) for such a modest trade?

In other words, the most boring and least skill-requiring conditions to drive in. Give me a frozen lake! -Chicago resident from Canada

The white stuff? Where you're from, cocaine. Where we are? Snow (and also cocaine).