For this to be accurate, the cart would have to be before the horse.

Wonder Woman is doing the Capcom two-armed fist pump. At least they didn’t make her do the Guile stage fly-boy crotch tickle.

Evan Rachel Wood is really good at this. It’s almost like, I don’t know, she’s some kind of highly skilled professional actor or something.

That kind of lip sync talent is wasted if it doesn’t show up on Drunk History at some point.

Forced perspective Larry David or GTFO. This isn’t going to happen in the films, why let a perfect casting choice go to waste?

I will accept only if he legally adopts an army of newboy clones and fights magic hippies in a giant missile truck / genetics lab converted to look like a dragon to scare away bikers. #comicsaccurate

RRREEEOOOOOO!

I assume this joke gets made EVERY TIME this comic comes up, but I’ll shamelessly make it here.

Greatest Team up of all time: NERDS OF PREY - Money on the table Marvel, yours to pick up.

Characters like Mister Mxyzptlk and Bat-Mite always made perfect sense to me. I mean, what exactly are you supposed to do with infinite power but play jokes on germfolk and indulge in your fandom?!

“Tacos on every corner” beats the fuck out of “Chicken in every pot”. Take that sick burn HERBERT HOOVER!

It’s all in the performance. Lumbering Oaf Farmboy.

Hey, WB. I’ve got a treatment for “The Pact” film - That’s New Gods mythology that you are currently butchering:

Ok, lots of experience with kids up and down the ASD spectrum, including myself and my son - both PDD-NOS.

Nats to her kids:

I knew a guy in the Ass Army, he was an officer. Big guy, hero. They built a monument to him. Johnny America was his name.

“That big Ass-Captain America statue” now works. Thank you.

You GUYS! I’m totally NOT Harley Quinn! Obviously I’m TANGENT JOKER! Urrrrvrybody is Harley Quinn, did you think I’d be such a basic bitch?! Yeah, she has a mallet too... Tangent was before Harley had officially been part of the comics, so Jurgens was making reference to the character... look it’s NOT HARLEY! I might…

Jack Kirby drew Cap punching Hitler and then got on a boat to do it IRL. Then he supported his family with a blue collar work ethic that generated decades of art that beat a constant message of unity and a condemnation of fear, hatred, and ignorance.

Whenever possible, be more like Jack Kirby.

Populous was one of my first “real” games. It mostly made sense, but it was unbelievably clunky and it didn’t feel like you had proper control, even if you think you should. Features were there, but with only perfunctory coding that I’m not sure actually did anything.

I hate the “Kids don’t think its sexual”... guess what...

KIDS DIDN’T MAKE IT.

Adults did. Lots of them. Those models and that scene certainly had endless meetings about it to go over every last detail. I’m sure they even had long discussions about what still to release for it.

Most of them well educated and WELL aware…

What is the difference is the way we experience time and the way we would travel through it? Time as we know it is just an ordered set of infinitesimal moments that are static, but that set is also part of a larger array of all possible moments. In that array are infinite branches of reality, including ones with time…

Lucky on King of the Hill

True redneck foil for supposed redneck Hank. Added a wedding AND a baby (usual sitcom death knells) and actually progressed Luanne’s story and character.