This. ^^^

I think only people who watch CP would be able to make that connection...

“CP” is also Champion Points in Elder Scrolls Online. Made by an American company. Honestly, until I saw this thread, I’d never thought to connect “CP” to “child pornography”.  I honestly can’t imagine someone hearing a person say “CP” in public and think “omg, criminals! get them!”

My internet comment section instincts are telling me I have to point out that if Amazing Jam 2001 is supposed to ground this world as taking place in 2000, mobile games are hardly in a state to be ported to console, which also wouldn’t have VR. Why I would point that out under a lighthearted comedy article, I do not…

“Why even try to fight back when there’s a chance you’ll lose?” is not an argument that has ever served anyone well.

This is a U.S. site.  We don’t give a shit about their laws.

Who’s recommending this scaremongering bullshit?

Nintendo can think what they want but they can’t take action against a legally produced emulator.

Yes, it is bogus. They intentionally word their claims that way so people like you will often confuse emulators with piracy.

Nintendo is free to have those opinions, but there is plenty of legal precedent ruling against console manufactures. The legal sagas of Accolade, Bleem and the VGS paved the way.

Writing an emulator isn’t illegal, so you probably shouldn’t worry about it.

Agreed, to pull this move this close to launch, after offering the pre-orders on Steam is crazy to me. 

I don’t have a huge problem with Epic pulling down the occasional exclusive. But in this case, it’s extremely shitty to do it only two weeks prior to launch. I was intending to use Steam credit for the purchase and now I’m hosed.

Okay, without any equivocation: telling people to die because you’re an unhappy consumer is never okay.

A portable PS4 won’t happen, IMO.  The regular PS4 had tons of thermal issues already.  Making it SMALLER would just make it worse.  If anything, it may be a completely new system that is either a stop-gap until the PS5 which releases later than 2021 or is a complimentary system to the PS5 like how the PSVita was to…

That’s like saying you can’t own a song, cause we all have voices. Can’t own a book, cause we all have fingers to write. Can’t own a game, cause can all type code. Absurd argument.

Jesus Christ. People are glad now that Developers don’t release a complete game and has to add in shit after launch???

Why would any potential customer look at how Bethesda has handled things in the past month and feel confident about Bethesda’s future games?

Same. I thought they had gone rogue in hospital billing. 

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!