That will be the day

Vote Planet Nine

Another japanese space mission failure. Just use some big ass laser, imho.

Bill Murray as substitute science teacher and Sigourney Weaver as queen of the Upside Down.

We have listed a number of possible reasons for you not to abide this union. Do you know another we haven’t thought about?

Why can’t you just enjoy your slice of Blade Runner?

Yeah, take a hike Donald.

MMMMMASSSSAAAA

What does that mean? Huh? China is here, I don’t even know what the hell that means. All I know is this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn ally while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight…

Trump deniers everywhere.

.....and so in a unforeseen turn of events, St. Michael became a crusader for science and facts during the dark days of Emperor Tramputin, a beacon of reason, our light and hope.

Scarlettgeisha looks amazing!

Next: Orangutans demand universal basic income as woodcutting orangubots steal their jobs.

Let’s just call it Monster Island instead and bring Godzilla and the rest.

T-shirt yes, suit NO.

Hypertension most likely

Whoa. It’s gonna be a long presidential term.

What? It’s called a series of unfortunate events. Do you need a safe space for this?

Why does the japanese trailer mentions Godzilla?