He just has to listen to Harry on how to use tires.

Counterpoint: It will smell like wet dog the first time it gets damp, and no one likes wet dog when they’re moist.

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And at least 100 of those will be delivered to a side of a telephone pole within a week.

I think they are just called phones now.

It’s pricey enough that you have to really want it, but if this is what you want, and you have the modest means, you could do worse for your $6500. Just know that, despite the low miles, its age and inherent BMW-ness could be Nothing But Trouble. Just stay out of Valkenvania, and you should be fine.

Solid interior

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Texas

I very much love how there are two buttons, both of which are pre-order. It’s like taking a 2017 White House survey!

Here ya go. The swap should make a bit more sense now.

You were all in until you hit the fifth word in the title? Life must be a roller coaster of emotions for you.

This is Jalopnik: What *cars* haven’t they cast yet that they should?

How would you characterize Fusion versus the original Gawker?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

Oh I let him go all right.

Last summer, while sitting at the bottom of a hill climb course throwing one last text to the bestie should anything happen and feeling rather aware of my fragility, I got a text back reminding me “nervousness and excitement are the same feeling, you get to pick how you see it.” He was right, of course. So I choose to…

Lo Pan enjoys the Slow Pans.

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