- “Git Gud”
- “What a bunch of scrubs.”
- “You guys suck”

Ohhh......THAT’s what skin betting is. I was WAY off....Explains a few awkward conversations after I lost.

Why would you wait? You can track them on your phone.

I always get a kick out of seeing the foam heat shielding thats under the Viper hood. It’s not snow but a nice mist of dew

Hondas are vegetarians

“God dammit Paul I told you to go before we got in the car. I don’t care if you didn’t have to go then. FINE. YOU WANT TO PULL OVER, WE’RE PULLING OVER”

*Furiously updating pace notes to add pickups and Coca cola tent.

Dude. You can’t just put it in the washing machine. That will not help with the rust problem.

So many confused feelings when I look at that car. 1) It makes me think of Charlie Sheen on house arrest 2) It looks like concept art for an extra in the CARS movies and 3) the dash looks like one of those fake ipads that you give infants that only lights up and beeps because the driver couldn’t be trusted with a real…

How the hell did that thing stay upright? Looks like a strong breeze could tip it over. Or an overweight squirrel on the fender.

Just looking at the glass makes me think of the inventible rock on the road that’s going to be the catalyst for a $8,900 bespoke glass repair bill.

I heard Mike Zimmer wanted to convert him to fullback, but he was completely against the switch.

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

There are now a dozen or more track-special cars factory-developed to road race. Arguably the best one yet comes from Dodge. Why is it such a crime that Dodge would do the same level of extreme, single-mission focused engineering to another platform? The Challenger has always been much truer of a “Muscle Car” than the…