Oh I let him go all right.

Last summer, while sitting at the bottom of a hill climb course throwing one last text to the bestie should anything happen and feeling rather aware of my fragility, I got a text back reminding me “nervousness and excitement are the same feeling, you get to pick how you see it.” He was right, of course. So I choose to…

Lo Pan enjoys the Slow Pans.

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- “Git Gud”
- “What a bunch of scrubs.”
- “You guys suck”

I do agree to an extent with SteveDave’s argument, however, in the end it all comes down to supply and demand. Over the last 8-10 years the supply (workers) has far exceeded the demand (jobs). If not for the recession (and I’m sure other reasons as well but I’m not here to debate that), then the folks who need a…

Ohhh......THAT’s what skin betting is. I was WAY off....Explains a few awkward conversations after I lost.

Why would you wait? You can track them on your phone.

I always get a kick out of seeing the foam heat shielding thats under the Viper hood. It’s not snow but a nice mist of dew

Hondas are vegetarians

“God dammit Paul I told you to go before we got in the car. I don’t care if you didn’t have to go then. FINE. YOU WANT TO PULL OVER, WE’RE PULLING OVER”

*Furiously updating pace notes to add pickups and Coca cola tent.

Dude. You can’t just put it in the washing machine. That will not help with the rust problem.

So many confused feelings when I look at that car. 1) It makes me think of Charlie Sheen on house arrest 2) It looks like concept art for an extra in the CARS movies and 3) the dash looks like one of those fake ipads that you give infants that only lights up and beeps because the driver couldn’t be trusted with a real…

How the hell did that thing stay upright? Looks like a strong breeze could tip it over. Or an overweight squirrel on the fender.

Just looking at the glass makes me think of the inventible rock on the road that’s going to be the catalyst for a $8,900 bespoke glass repair bill.