That’s what I get for solely using a flip phone to create my posts. Do you have any idea how many times I have to hit the “3" button to make a hyper link!?

48 year old Tavarish is excited.

How the hell did that thing stay upright? Looks like a strong breeze could tip it over. Or an overweight squirrel on the fender.

even this did it;

My knee jerk reaction disregards your sound logic.

I’m pretty sure I hung around Lamborghini in college. He was always getting in fights and no could understand how he got laid so much.

THIS was the comment that got me out of the greys!? Man, I feel like some of my quality work has slipped through the cracks.

Just looking at the glass makes me think of the inventible rock on the road that’s going to be the catalyst for a $8,900 bespoke glass repair bill.

I would love to see you Google search history.

Father of an 8 month old. My Vive is even more important now. My hour off of duty in another world is magical. Plus Arizona Sunshine Horde mode burns all the calories.

$1200 86 firebird with $1300 rims and tires? Nah, no regrets.

OP. Plz Nerf. #BlizzardCantBalance. RAGE!

My son is half Korean. I’m hoping he inherits the Asian video game skills and the MAD DRIFTING SKILLZ.

I will still content that my A7 is the best looking sedan on the market.

Is the Crack in the bumper from when Mac, Dennis, and Dee got hooked on crack?

In honor of how I spent the past 30 minutes, the next one of these should be “best Turo car to hoon” There’s a Dodge Viper SRT in Denver right now calling my name for $399 a day.

Hmmmmm. I wonder how much coke you could fit in there. I’m going to go with ‘enough’

Arizona Sunshine. Given the last 30 days, I figure I need to train for the upcoming apocalypse the best that I can. No I just need to find a VR “Plague of Locusts O’er the Land” simulator and I’ll be set to go.

Who on staff should I send my erotic Archer Fan Fiction to?

I’m a liberal who works for a hedge fund. My hobbies are cars, video games, and making whiskey. What’s my favorite website on the gawker network?