Quick! Someone tell the Grand Tour! I’ll wait to see the tent pop up in New Miami.

Ugh. You get better mileage than my ‘14 A7

Ohhhhh...I wonder if my Golden Rag will be translated into the golden dust amount.

That title picture made me scream “OH NO SULU LOOK OUTTTTTTTTT!!!”

Know what DOESN’T have a pleasant tutorial? Prostitutes. Nothing but awkward moment, hurt feelings, and burned bridges after my first time on that one.

Does anyone else want to make the inevitable Trump joke or should I?

This was nothing. You should have seen what happened at the last Autos y cafe’. The locals are calling it Autos, café, y LOS MUSTANGS DE MUERTE

Not going to lie...just seeing someone sit like that makes my junk hurt. How do guys do that? where does it go?

DayZ. My friend and I were running from a bunch of zombies through the city when we heard “Hey! in here!” from two guys in full military garb at the entrance to a building. My friend and I ducked in and they covered the door way. We were both out of ammo so we hid at the top of the stairs. After the shooting stopped,…

Awesome - thank you!

Is this still a thing? Have a place near BIR and I’ve always wanted to track something.

That picture looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels.

It’s not just the game. I swear my kid just popped up outta nowhere too.

My three hobbies are video games, cars, and cooking. I’m fiscal conservative and very liberal on everything else. I live in Minneapolis and work for a hedge fund. Which of the sites on the fka gawker network should be my favorite?

Funny; a tall glass of alcoholic is how I’m typically referred to on the other side.

This entire article seems like a very valid metaphor of my trying to make it through work today.

No, not a fan at all. However it is an inevitability of larger organizations and I was making a comment of how the areas cut are the least likely to affect the products I enjoy.

I’m impressed you were able to find the jobs and salaries of the employees let go.

Companies get bloated every once in a while. If I had to pick two places I would have liked to seen cut, it would have been their corporate office and Infinity Ward

As an avid follower of Jalopnik, I’m ashamed to be associated with you.