You are the goddamned Hunter S. Thompson of food, amirite Cranston?

In all fairness he IS hard to stop.

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Damn straight.

My mother died last month.

You would, God bless your heart.

Not why I posted it, cretin.

They met Strider, (Aragorn), at the PP in Bree in the movies.

You have the neatest articles and you always try to make people's lives better.

They wouldn't let me.

Tolkien.

No, but I AM having sex.

Too late, I just landed on YOUR MOM.

They didn't pass up a night at The Prancing Pony in Bree, did they?

See this?

THANK YOU.

Hey now!

They have some simple soft chicken tacos that have been around for years and are delicious, (and cheap).

NOBODY MESSES WITH ASHLEY GODDAMNIT.